I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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