Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize