maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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