I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
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Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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