i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Randomize