apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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