i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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