i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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