Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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