He uses pillows to masturbate.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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