Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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