Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
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We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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