West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
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IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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