Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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