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am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
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I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
where are my eyebrows?
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