i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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