It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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