Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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