Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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