Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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