My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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