question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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