I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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