On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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