Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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