Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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