people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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