i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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