you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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