My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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