can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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