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overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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