If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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