i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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