I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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