Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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