at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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