omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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