The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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