I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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