just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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