Whod you bang
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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