I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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