She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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