My boss' voice literally gives me gas
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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