fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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