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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
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What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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