speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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