She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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