What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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